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Me,Myself,and I.
Derp
If you haven't figured it out yet, my name's Joel, family name- Loh. As of now, I have existed for approximately 9,434,880 minutes (you do the math as to how old I am), and I hail from a certain distant landmass known as Malaysia. And no, nobody lives in mud houses there, they wouldn't last a day. My family consists of 5 members, me being the eldest sibling, while I order around my younger brother and sister when my parents aren't watching.Currently, I am studying at Bellerby's college in Brighton, and I am having my final exams soon so I have no clue as to why I'm writing this right now when I really should be revising.
Malaysia, my home country.
Obligatory Petronas twin tower picture
As mentioned earlier, I am from Malaysia, a country located in Southeast Asia. The capital of Malaysia is Kuala Lumpur, and the country's population currently stands at around 28 million. Malaysia is a multicultural country, with the largest 3 races being the Malays, Chinese, and Indians. Generally, the weather here is hot and humid, with only two seasons; Wet season and Dry season. So nature has two ways of killing you here, either by drowning or skin cancer. The twin towers you see here are the Petronas Twin Towers, one of the tallest buildings in the world. Built from tonnes of reinforced concrete, steel, glass, and money, it was finished in 1998 and I have never bothered visiting it, with the exception of the shopping mall at the bottom. Thank God most tourists don't behave like me, the tourism industry will die otherwise.
Besides that, Malaysia is famous for its variety of food due to its multicultural population. One interesting thing about the food in Malaysia is that the dirtier the food outlet, the more tasty the food is. I kid you not. I once ate at a restaurant with flies crawling around and the food was actually rather delicious. And I didn't even fall sick. Of course, high-class cuisine is also excellent, just wander around Kuala Lumpur and you'll find loads of fancy restaurants. This fascinating phenomenon has actually led me to create an imaginary inverse bell curve, illustrating the correlation between food price/restaurant hygiene and the tastiness of the food.
Besides that, Malaysia is famous for its variety of food due to its multicultural population. One interesting thing about the food in Malaysia is that the dirtier the food outlet, the more tasty the food is. I kid you not. I once ate at a restaurant with flies crawling around and the food was actually rather delicious. And I didn't even fall sick. Of course, high-class cuisine is also excellent, just wander around Kuala Lumpur and you'll find loads of fancy restaurants. This fascinating phenomenon has actually led me to create an imaginary inverse bell curve, illustrating the correlation between food price/restaurant hygiene and the tastiness of the food.
Cars-relevant to my interests.
Audi R8 GT
I am very much interested in automobiles, especially those of the fast kind. Ideally, fast, lightweight, powerful, and handles well. It's hard to say what is my favourite car though,it changes everyday at my whim. One day, it can be the Porsche 911 GT2 RS, and a Lamborghini Murcielago SV the next. I like a lot of cars.But I can tell you that the Audi R8 V10 is one of my favourite cars. On the other hand, tree-hugging, flower-spewing hybrids can go die in a fire. Yes, I have an innate hatred for boring, environmentally-friendly cars.
